Manchild

A man who has a mommy complex like no other. He is extremely needy and will want a woman to "take care of his needs" eg. satisfy his insatiable thirst for chocolate milk, tucking him into bed at night, packing a lunch for him etc...
Johnny was such a manchild he made Julie put on his socks in the morning.
by psychobunny January 08, 2009
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Gods lulziest joke. His fedora and katana collection are the envy of every red pilled, black pilled, MRA, MGTOW, Incel keyboard warrior that ever wanted to feel superior to a woman. He loves guns, donates to wall construction, masturbates to his own intellect on his or others youtube channels, and would gladly give Donald Trump a blowjob if commanded to. He often enjoys bragging to his likeminded, deeply insecure friends about any new racist, sexist meme he comes up with. Saying something offensive and/or "triggering" to his percieved enemies is often the only way he can achieve orgasm. (Orange man bad! Ugghhh, I just came) Finds selfishness to be the highest value and human suffering to be immensely amusing. Extremely petty and just plain awful to be around. Angry, paranoid and miserable, he will never learn to change. Will most likely write something against this particular definition. DO IT, FAGGOT.
A typical manchild hates his own Mother and blames women for everything in his life when not blaming everything else on different skin colors, political opinions, etc.
by whocaresireallydont January 27, 2019
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Man usually with a name of Cliff is into anime and 4chan rarely leaves his room heavy dr pepper drinker much like the all praised most famous man child of all time who literally does nothing but what's mentioned above and still lives with his mom.
YO bro you hear that highschool drop out Lundeen is living in his garage playing old sega games and smoking weed all day? Yeah dude that guy is such a manchild loser burnout.
by JessePinkman799 July 08, 2018
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A grown man who is very immature and acts like a child
by FactswithBen March 02, 2022
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A male that is at the age of the child or teenager, but possesses attributes of a man. Also extremely cool or a sexy kind of guy.
Wow, I didnt know how much of a manchild Kevin really is!?!

That manchild is the hottest dude ive ever seen.
by Dave the Manchild January 17, 2007
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A man who makes up lies on the internet to be cool, is 40 years old and dresses like a teenager. Lives with mom. See "Stodd" from bottomofthebucket.com
"The manchild standing at the bus stop smoking GPCs"
by dave November 04, 2003
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I'd like to order a "Manchild" please.

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Bartender-What would you like to drink?

Customer- I'd like a "Manchild" please.
by Fatmatt November 15, 2013
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