Monkous

To exhibit simian qualities.

God, Saleem has such monkous arms.

by Garndass January 9, 2025

MonkMouse

Wise Monkeys mischievous and comedic alter ego. Synonyms include: T-bone, T-monk, Monk-T, T-dawg, Edge-T, Chill-T, and Wise-T

Sometimes Kaelen acts like such a bruh Monkmouse, he can be such a simp sometimes.

by Monk Mouse December 30, 2021

bob monkhouse

A very funny man,sadly dead now.
a incredible adlibber on stage or in an interview

game show host and comeidan

by graham smith July 7, 2005

Monkeous

When someone is acting very primitive, unintelligent or un-irrational.

"Dude, Finnegan is being such a monkeous creature right now, holy schmoly."

by BigC_ April 18, 2023

monkrus

A monkey crossed with a walrus. Usu. a ninja.

"Tyler's ninja monkrus is sweet!"

by shelby-bo-belbi October 18, 2008

Monkhousen Syndrome

An affliction that affects chronic television watchers, namely elderly ladies, that watch too many medical and detective shows. The disease manifests itself in the form of the patient beginning to question and read too much into every day things. A man offering to help carry bags out of the grocery store will appear to be a murderous fiend. A small rash may be interpreted as pulmonary encephalitis. This can be dangerous to near-relatives and friends who may be forced to sit through dramatic revelations and diagnostic suggestions.

Aunt Edna: Don't you see the way that mailman limps? It's clearly because when he was chopping up his wife's body, he stubbed his toe on her great-grandmother's diamond ring that she always wears.

Frustrated Nephew: No Aunt Edna, you've just got a case of Monkhousen Syndrome.

Aunt Edna: Ooh! Or maybe it's cushings disease..... or perhaps syphilis! I'll have to go in for a biopsy!

by cwhite20 October 23, 2009

monkus

Monkus, coined by TheBlueIsIn123 when his faulty pronunciation of the popular Twitch emote 'monkaS' sounded like he said monkus.

Dude 1: "Yo CJ is gonna miss the train, Big Smoke is not gonna like that"
Dude 2: "monkus"
Dude 1: "Why can't you pronounce 'monkaS' correctly?"

Dude: 2: "Blame my speech impediment"

by TheBlueIsIn123 September 24, 2020