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Monkus, coined by TheBlueIsIn123 when his faulty pronunciation of the popular Twitch emote 'monkaS' sounded like he said monkus.
Dude 1: "Yo CJ is gonna miss the train, Big Smoke is not gonna like that"
Dude 2: "monkus"
Dude 1: "Why can't you pronounce 'monkaS' correctly?"

Dude: 2: "Blame my speech impediment"
monkus by TheBlueIsIn123 September 24, 2020
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ferret monkus

An extremely dodgy hairstyle resembling that of a monk. Straight fringe, basin cut.
When the f*ck are you going to sort out your 'ferret monkus'??
ferret monkus by Jonny 1973 July 25, 2006
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Jermorificus Minkus 

1.Someone that makes you say: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S AWESOME!
2.Someone who is either kickass, hilarious, or both.
3.Also called Jermo.
4.Greek meaning: Kickass Motherfucker.
That guy's just ran up a wall, did a backflip and kicked the other guy in the face. He's definitely a Jermorificus Minkus.
Jermorificus Minkus by minkmonkey92 January 15, 2009

Eight Monks

A group of eight highly talented and enlightened individuals, each commonly referred to as a G.O.A.T in their respective areas of expertise. Each individual in this group is always in higher state of existence, way above everyone else and the haters out there!
All hail the goat and the eight monks!
Eight Monks by boochslaya August 18, 2019

monksterbate 

When monks congregate and circle jerk while chanting to Bjork songs.
Damn, those monks sure like to monksterbate to Bjork songs.
monksterbate by Alabastor Jones November 25, 2007
mongus tonight jay allways my mongus buddy
mongus by garfinbrook May 6, 2021

Montussy 

"I need his Montussy. Give me that Montussy!"
Montussy by monty'scumsock January 24, 2022
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