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bob monkhouse

A very funny man,sadly dead now.
a incredible adlibber on stage or in an interview
game show host and comeidan

Monkeous 

When someone is acting very primitive, unintelligent or un-irrational.
"Dude, Finnegan is being such a monkeous creature right now, holy schmoly."
Monkeous by BigC_ April 18, 2023

Monkhousen Syndrome

An affliction that affects chronic television watchers, namely elderly ladies, that watch too many medical and detective shows. The disease manifests itself in the form of the patient beginning to question and read too much into every day things. A man offering to help carry bags out of the grocery store will appear to be a murderous fiend. A small rash may be interpreted as pulmonary encephalitis. This can be dangerous to near-relatives and friends who may be forced to sit through dramatic revelations and diagnostic suggestions.
Aunt Edna: Don't you see the way that mailman limps? It's clearly because when he was chopping up his wife's body, he stubbed his toe on her great-grandmother's diamond ring that she always wears.

Frustrated Nephew: No Aunt Edna, you've just got a case of Monkhousen Syndrome.

Aunt Edna: Ooh! Or maybe it's cushings disease..... or perhaps syphilis! I'll have to go in for a biopsy!
Monkhousen Syndrome by cwhite20 October 23, 2009

bob's your monkhouse 

same as bob's your uncle, but about bob monkhouse
bob's your monkhouse!

Luke Monkhouse 

A tea sipping frog (posh)
Person 1: eww he’s drinking leaves

Person 2: That’s a Luke Monkhouse
Luke Monkhouse by zIPubstxmp January 24, 2020

mookhouse 

very large number of girls living in one house with fat mooks.

mook- nice vagina
see mook
i got kicked out of the mookhouse, said the 6 foot pidgeon man
mookhouse by suite54 December 14, 2010