Monkeous 

When someone is acting very primitive, unintelligent or un-irrational.

"Dude, Finnegan is being such a monkeous creature right now, holy schmoly."

Monkeous by BigC_ April 18, 2023

MonkMouse 

Wise Monkeys mischievous and comedic alter ego. Synonyms include: T-bone, T-monk, Monk-T, T-dawg, Edge-T, Chill-T, and Wise-T

Sometimes Kaelen acts like such a bruh Monkmouse, he can be such a simp sometimes.

MonkMouse by Monk Mouse December 30, 2021

bob monkhouse

A very funny man,sadly dead now.
a incredible adlibber on stage or in an interview

game show host and comeidan

bob monkhouse by graham smith July 7, 2005

Monkhousen Syndrome

An affliction that affects chronic television watchers, namely elderly ladies, that watch too many medical and detective shows. The disease manifests itself in the form of the patient beginning to question and read too much into every day things. A man offering to help carry bags out of the grocery store will appear to be a murderous fiend. A small rash may be interpreted as pulmonary encephalitis. This can be dangerous to near-relatives and friends who may be forced to sit through dramatic revelations and diagnostic suggestions.

Aunt Edna: Don't you see the way that mailman limps? It's clearly because when he was chopping up his wife's body, he stubbed his toe on her great-grandmother's diamond ring that she always wears.

Frustrated Nephew: No Aunt Edna, you've just got a case of Monkhousen Syndrome.

Aunt Edna: Ooh! Or maybe it's cushings disease..... or perhaps syphilis! I'll have to go in for a biopsy!

Monkhousen Syndrome by cwhite20 October 23, 2009

bob's your monkhouse 

same as bob's your uncle, but about bob monkhouse

bob's your monkhouse!

bob's your monkhouse by Comedy's Matt Lee version 2.0 February 23, 2008

Monkous 

To exhibit simian qualities.

God, Saleem has such monkous arms.

Monkous by Garndass January 9, 2025

Monkeus 

Monkeus (noun): /mɒŋ-ki-əs/

A ridiculously handsome Malayali boy with effortlessly wavy hair, a charming smile, and an undeniable social media presence. Known for averaging 15K views per TikTok post and flexing a solid 2K followers, Monkeus dominates the algorithm with ease. Often identified by the Instagram handle @monkeus_cc, he embodies charisma, style, and the ultimate 'mallu boy' energy.*

"Bro, did you see Monkeus' latest post? Man's built different."*

Monkeus by Monkeus March 14, 2025