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MonkMouse
Wise Monkeys mischievous and comedic alter ego. Synonyms include: T-bone, T-monk, Monk-T, T-dawg, Edge-T, Chill-T, and Wise-T
MonkMouse by Monk Mouse December 30, 2021
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bob monkhouse
bob monkhouse by graham smith July 7, 2005
Monkhousen Syndrome
An affliction that affects chronic television watchers, namely elderly ladies, that watch too many medical and detective shows. The disease manifests itself in the form of the patient beginning to question and read too much into every day things. A man offering to help carry bags out of the grocery store will appear to be a murderous fiend. A small rash may be interpreted as pulmonary encephalitis. This can be dangerous to near-relatives and friends who may be forced to sit through dramatic revelations and diagnostic suggestions.
Aunt Edna: Don't you see the way that mailman limps? It's clearly because when he was chopping up his wife's body, he stubbed his toe on her great-grandmother's diamond ring that she always wears.
Frustrated Nephew: No Aunt Edna, you've just got a case of Monkhousen Syndrome.
Aunt Edna: Ooh! Or maybe it's cushings disease..... or perhaps syphilis! I'll have to go in for a biopsy!
Frustrated Nephew: No Aunt Edna, you've just got a case of Monkhousen Syndrome.
Aunt Edna: Ooh! Or maybe it's cushings disease..... or perhaps syphilis! I'll have to go in for a biopsy!
Monkhousen Syndrome by cwhite20 October 23, 2009
bob's your monkhouse
bob's your monkhouse by Comedy's Matt Lee version 2.0 February 23, 2008
Monkous
Monkeus
Monkeus (noun): /mɒŋ-ki-əs/
A ridiculously handsome Malayali boy with effortlessly wavy hair, a charming smile, and an undeniable social media presence. Known for averaging 15K views per TikTok post and flexing a solid 2K followers, Monkeus dominates the algorithm with ease. Often identified by the Instagram handle @monkeus_cc, he embodies charisma, style, and the ultimate 'mallu boy' energy.*
A ridiculously handsome Malayali boy with effortlessly wavy hair, a charming smile, and an undeniable social media presence. Known for averaging 15K views per TikTok post and flexing a solid 2K followers, Monkeus dominates the algorithm with ease. Often identified by the Instagram handle @monkeus_cc, he embodies charisma, style, and the ultimate 'mallu boy' energy.*
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.