Monkeus 

Monkeus (noun): /mɒŋ-ki-əs/

A ridiculously handsome Malayali boy with effortlessly wavy hair, a charming smile, and an undeniable social media presence. Known for averaging 15K views per TikTok post and flexing a solid 2K followers, Monkeus dominates the algorithm with ease. Often identified by the Instagram handle @monkeus_cc, he embodies charisma, style, and the ultimate 'mallu boy' energy.*

"Bro, did you see Monkeus' latest post? Man's built different."*

Monkeus by Monkeus March 14, 2025

monkeysniffer 

a person who lives in a blog of dancing men

is that another monkeysniffer in chat?

monkeysniffer by lardo444 August 15, 2018

Turf Monkeys

noun. the little black things that get in your shoes after marching on a turf football field.

Tom: "Good marching show man!"
Andy: "Dude! My feet have been attacked by Turf Monkeys man!"
Tom: "They are everywhere!"

Turf Monkeys by Curlyfries482 September 8, 2010

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees 

Assuming you will have something before you actually have it; similar to "counting your chickens before they hatch" (which is commonly attributed to Aesop).

"The Mariners could do better than expected this year."

"Let's not kid ourselves. Check your premises before you make a prediction."

"I'm assuming a number of things go right. Maybe I'm just counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees."

counting my monkeys before they're out of the trees by Rusanova March 7, 2012

Arctic Monkeys

The best band in the world and is better than kpop

yo imma Google what band makes the best songs

Google: Arctic monkeys

Arctic Monkeys by Hunitsme July 31, 2021

Don't give a monkeys 

I don't care about it.

'Hey, how did he get that sandwich?'
'I don't give a monkeys how he got it. I'm off to the pub.'

Don't give a monkeys by Brutus73 December 23, 2011

Arctic Monkeys

Arctic Monkeys are a british indie rock band. They consist of alex turner(singer ),matt helders(drummer),jamie cook(lead guitarist)nick 'o malley(bass).They have 4 albums and all the albums have gone to no 1 in the UK charts. Their latest album suck it and see beat lady gaga's album born this way and went to no 1. Suck it and see has already won the best album of the year 2011 in mojo awards and it has gotten many good reviews and is being claimed as the best album of the year 2011 My friend: Bro how awesome is suck it and see
Me: Its awesome album has great songs like the piledriver waltz, hellcat spangled shalala, love is a laserquest, reckless serenade and more

Arctic Monkeys

Arctic Monkeys by kylesalmon October 17, 2011