Mongulont
A person, who is so uniquely stupid Its not even funny. Someone who is a Mongulont has about 4 brain cells from ear to ear.
Mongulont by James.E.123456789 May 17, 2019
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mongulated
A slang term used to describe something as being mutated or in any way malformed in appearance, specifically resembling a mixture of different components.
Derived from the term 'mongrel'.
Derived from the term 'mongrel'.
1. What the hell is wrong with that bird? It looks completely mongulated!
2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.
2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.
mongulated by Vagabond October 8, 2006
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Mongonto
Mongontos(as) Are known for breaking into houses and cars, extreme Mongontos have been known to kill cops. They are identified by the large "M" carved into their back using a butterfly knife. Many also carve things into their neck or cheeks to express their loyalty to the whole Mongonto family.They believe themselves to be oppressed heroes. Rich white kids are the most common kind of Mongonto (or Mongonta depending on your sex) but also other races. Being a mongonto is not limited to your race or skin color. True Mongontos never kill unless are threatened by a cop. Many times are children of drug dealers. Mostly found in the UK. The band "GaijinLondon" is said to be the main band and common tune of all Mongontos. Their music is said to go straight to a true Mongontos soul and influence how they commit their "crimes" and what they steal. Their official weapon is the butterfly knife. Many of the igrls seductive clothing which in case of a cop ruining their plans there is still a hope of getting close to him and seducing him, close enough to get away that is.
"The mongonto broke into my house and stole my grandfather clock, I knew she was a mononto because i saw the M scar on her back."
Mongonto by Mongonta4_eva August 3, 2009
mongalong
mongalong by Hmhfnoudvj May 26, 2016
Mongulation
Joe: “I just flashed my phone’s flashlight into my eyes and blinded myself. Fuck!”
Jeremy: “You’ve practiced self-mongulation.”
Jeremy: “You’ve practiced self-mongulation.”
Mongulation by StewartCopelandFucks April 17, 2020
mongonto
drinking rotten juice and battery packs then the person whose eyes rolls over first gets tied to a trailer and get towed
mongonto by kwataffel123 June 10, 2022
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