Joe: “I just flashed my phone’s flashlight into my eyes and blinded myself. Fuck!”
Jeremy: “You’ve practiced self-mongulation.”
Jeremy: “You’ve practiced self-mongulation.”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 17, 2020
If someone is a mongul, he's an absolute twat.
It can also be used to describe a "mongol," but "mongul" is way more offensive.
It can also be used to describe a "mongol," but "mongul" is way more offensive.
by Johnson Kato June 07, 2016
A slang term used to describe something as being mutated or in any way malformed in appearance, specifically resembling a mixture of different components.
Derived from the term 'mongrel'.
Derived from the term 'mongrel'.
1. What the hell is wrong with that bird? It looks completely mongulated!
2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.
2. The sauce was literally dripping onto the floor, alongside soaked scraps of bread and paper mongulated all over the table.
by Vagabond October 08, 2006
by mongulman April 30, 2010
Being uncoordinated unco
by ~AfroDitee~ May 30, 2005
(Noun) a Monster ski mogul;
In the absence of snowfall for weeks, the ski moguls have undergone a monstrous metamorphosis into "mon"sters, reaching heights that mock your skiing aspirations. Only the courageous extremists or blissfully clueless noobs dare to navigate this mini mountain range of moguls, seemingly oblivious to the fact that these icy hills have carnivorous tendencies. It's not just a ski adventure; it's a potential family reunion, where moguls devour you, then move on to your entire social circle.
In the absence of snowfall for weeks, the ski moguls have undergone a monstrous metamorphosis into "mon"sters, reaching heights that mock your skiing aspirations. Only the courageous extremists or blissfully clueless noobs dare to navigate this mini mountain range of moguls, seemingly oblivious to the fact that these icy hills have carnivorous tendencies. It's not just a ski adventure; it's a potential family reunion, where moguls devour you, then move on to your entire social circle.
(On the lift talking to your buddies watching someone ski the moguls below)
Skier 1: Man, check out this guy
Skier 2: Dude is absolutely wrecking those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
or
Skier 1: Man, check out this guy
Skier 2: Dude is absolutely getting wrecked by those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
Skier 1: Man, check out this guy
Skier 2: Dude is absolutely wrecking those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
or
Skier 1: Man, check out this guy
Skier 2: Dude is absolutely getting wrecked by those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
by Mrdog December 07, 2023