mongalong

Idiotic, retarded personalige

"Don't be such a mongalong you stupid idiot"

by Hmhfnoudvj May 26, 2016

megalongdong

oh, you were looking for a fish, right? well look where that got you. mega. long. dong.

i’ve been studying a lot about sharks and i can tell you have a megalongdong

by I can’t put my real name August 27, 2021

Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult

"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

by spartan-215 October 8, 2009

mongfongled

To have been beaten without mercy into a state of retardation.

The 'Mong' part is derived from Mongoloid or Mongolism and refers to general retardation and the second part comes from the verb 'Fong' meaning to beat mercilessly.

Television report on a tragic accident:

"The police officer on the motorbike swerved to avoid a pedestrian who stepped onto the road, he then struck the side of a bus before cascading into a lamppost causing a severe and permanant brain injury."

Carlow youth:

"Yea he was mongfongled!!!"

by Micko91 December 16, 2006

minglong

The mother of nipponsei (although it is unclear if minglong is male, female, or other). Does "all the real work" of the channel (file acquisition, marking, distribution, bot maintanance, and probably the dishes too). And of course, is under-appreciated.

From all this, despite being the "lowest raking" of all the ops, is thought to have more power than GeneralSmoker and OsisNie put together.

Think about it... who is *really* in charge of your family...

<@minglong> ...
<%div> Fine, I'll change it.
<%div> ;_;

by nipponsei family member February 23, 2005

Bongalong

A proclamation used to define or state the use of, or intended use, of a water pipe or "Bong."

"HARK! coincidentally the time is 4:20 ........BONGALONG!"

-also used in a similar context as "bang a rang"

by Kings Mcman November 30, 2007

Mongxiong

To be idiotic or retarded in an unintentionally manner.

"Look at that guy he is such a mongxiong!"

"Did you see Brandy's Right Here music video? She looks so mongxiong in it!"

by Sexehhh January 2, 2009