monglot

Someone who lives and breathes Mongolia, and slow slices you if you disrespect Atilla the hun

Dude 1: Woh, Derek what the fuck happened to your arms?
Derek: Dated a monglot once, Started charizarding her and then she just slow sliced it off.

by arabinthemist September 12, 2013

Mongotoid

The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.

“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂

by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

monglor

One who is knowledgeable regarding all things computer.

Thank you all knowing Monglor!

by smorrissey April 28, 2014

monoglot

ability to speak solely one language.

the kids in her Spanish class are completely comprised with English monoglot speaking students.

by the real macroverbumsciolist! August 22, 2008

mongotard

1. One who is so mentally retarded that even a Mongoloid's mental capacity is far greater than their own.
2. One who should cease to exist because they cannot spell "epitome".
3. A rhino horn rider's invalid room mate.
4. One who eats of smegma regularly and brags about it to the stuffed teddy bear he sleeps with.

Hector's room mate Frank is the epitome of mongotard. There is no person on this planet that better embodies the definition of mongotard that it is a pity that his picture cannot be submitted for everyone to see what a true mongotard is.

by Hector May 7, 2003

mongot

a furry monster who is for the most part friendly, but can be mischievous. often thought of as very thoughtful. classified in the gremlin family.

Don't feed the mongots!

by kitsch October 7, 2003

monglet

a term for someone who instead of asking google an easily answerable question they ask their friend next to them, making their friend take on the arduous task of googling their simple question.

Fred: Hey Ryan, what color is the sky?
Ryan: Why don't you google that yourself, fucking monglet.

by meowdefines June 12, 2023