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Mongonto 

Mongontos(as) Are known for breaking into houses and cars, extreme Mongontos have been known to kill cops. They are identified by the large "M" carved into their back using a butterfly knife. Many also carve things into their neck or cheeks to express their loyalty to the whole Mongonto family.They believe themselves to be oppressed heroes. Rich white kids are the most common kind of Mongonto (or Mongonta depending on your sex) but also other races. Being a mongonto is not limited to your race or skin color. True Mongontos never kill unless are threatened by a cop. Many times are children of drug dealers. Mostly found in the UK. The band "GaijinLondon" is said to be the main band and common tune of all Mongontos. Their music is said to go straight to a true Mongontos soul and influence how they commit their "crimes" and what they steal. Their official weapon is the butterfly knife. Many of the igrls seductive clothing which in case of a cop ruining their plans there is still a hope of getting close to him and seducing him, close enough to get away that is.
"The mongonto broke into my house and stole my grandfather clock, I knew she was a mononto because i saw the M scar on her back."
Mongonto by Mongonta4_eva August 3, 2009
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mongonto 

drinking rotten juice and battery packs then the person whose eyes rolls over first gets tied to a trailer and get towed
this fucking muslim mongonto is retarded
mongonto by kwataffel123 June 10, 2022
The word mongotoid describes that really stupid dumb fuckwit that just lingers about trying to be part of the Gang and always interrupts the conversations with absolutely dull shit nonsense!!

Everyone will know a mongotoid.

The words fucktoid (a stoopid fuckwit) and mongo (dumb dense thick slow kinda person), sound more meaningful and straight to the point put together to form.........mongotoid!!!! Don’t ya think??

Also a name given to someone who’s complete stupid outbursts actually are really hilarious and well timed.
“You absolute fucking stoopid mongotoid!!!! Did you not know that woman you told to ‘go fuck a cabbage’ was my mom???” I yelled whilst secretly sniggering under my breath. 😂😂
Mongotoid by Iwannariot October 22, 2019

mengontol 

An Indonesian curse word to use when someone doxxes you online
David: *sends Blix’s home address to an online groupchat*
Blix: Mengontol
mengontol by anak meme February 27, 2021

Mangontodaycalaloopy

When your looking outside your window and you just see beautiful sunny skies AND your just like ahh it's a beautiful day outside
It just such a Mangontodaycalaloopy day, I just love Mangontodaycalaloopy days their the best

mongotoes 

Damn look at that girl with those Mongotoes stickin' out of the sandels. Her feet are so ugly she can rob a bank.

Mongotoed 

AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.
Ew I totally got mongotoed by that big creep.
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