Moisticle 

Noun-{mois•tickle}

Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)

1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents

Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event

Noun
1. Those cops last night were such moiticles!!
2. -Oh no, are those headlights moist or non-moist?

- Yeah that is a cop car, oh no!
3. I don't think the moisticle has ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life!
Adj.
1. -So, how did it go last night?
-Oh, it was so Moisticular!

Moisticle by V-sloth September 25, 2020

Mooseticle 

The genitalia of a male moose. Often found in Canadian stews and salads. Is sometimes turned into a very tough type of jerky.

I had a great pair of mooseticle's in my soup last night, wonderful dish!

Mooseticle by Dr. Nolrik November 5, 2011

Moistable 

Some one who has the potential to make your panties wet

Brock Lesnar, with his new beard and shit, is totaly moistable!

Moistable by Jaime1231 October 21, 2010

messticle 

Drunken or drugged up male who is a hot mess and behaving badly.

Did you see Joe stumbling down the street acting a fool after the Cubs game? That guy was a messticle!

messticle by foosbabaganoosh July 18, 2011

Musticles 

to have muscles in your nuts

John took off his clothes and i saw his testicles... he had musticles

Musticles by AssAids69 October 3, 2012

moistie 

The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".

I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.

moistie by toddler November 9, 2004

moistinestness 

SUPER moist and gushy in one word

Im very moistinestness from going through that forest.

moistinestness by Oliver_garden) April 20, 2022