monotesticle

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Has one ball.
Normal male has 2.

Omg I had sex with that guy and guess what, he's monotesticle! So weird right

monotesticle by MonsterMo September 17, 2013

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monotesticleness

its when a guy only has one ball in his sack

hey, look at sarah, she's got monotesticleness!

monotesticleness by mycockismassive123 November 20, 2025

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monotesticalvaginitis

when somebody is to much of a pussy to go on a big ride at an amusement park

John: MJ, did you go on kingda ka yet?

MJ: Nah im too scared

John: Looks like someone has monotesticalvaginitis today!

monotesticalvaginitis by solonggayboyz July 30, 2011

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Monotesticular

Meaning one or a single testicle within the scrotum.

My father always called me "Cockclopse", I finally had the ball to ask what he meant and he told me that I am monotesticular.

Monotesticular by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019

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Manatesticles

Two men's brandy glasses positioned next to each other to simulate male testicles.

Dave and Mark were enjoying two ales in their brandy glasses in the biergarten, when Nickie noticed their manatesticles sweating on the table and leaving an awful ring.

Manatesticles by BigCajunDave July 8, 2025

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Monesticle

A person with only one mature testicle.

Adolf Hitler was considered a MONESTICLE

Monesticle by BenadrylBaller August 4, 2025

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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