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McTesticles by Chris Wekar January 24, 2006
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majesticles
Feeling low, Jim decided the best thing to do was get a pair of majesticles, then he could feel special in the club.
majesticles by anon April 28, 2010
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Magesticles
Noun - /məˈjestək(ə)lz/ - Two oval organs in men and other male mammals, which which produce sperm and have or show impressive beauty or dignity.
i.e. Magical Testicles
i.e. Magical Testicles
Magesticles - Noun - /məˈjestək(ə)lz/ - Two oval organs in men and other male mammals, which which produce sperm and have or show impressive beauty or dignity.
i.e. Magical Testicles
i.e. Magical Testicles
Magesticles by DrSKooT September 13, 2016
Majesticles
Majesticles are defined as a trait of a man who thinks he's king shit. If you walk around with an undeserved sense of accomplishment, you are defined as thinking you have majesticles; golden balls.
"Mario walks around like he's god or something!"
"Yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!"
"Yeah, i think he thinks he has majesticles or something!"
Majesticles by Westly Cole May 20, 2008
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