Alternative name for any crossover style SUV, typically driven by mommies (and daddies) for "practicality" despite being no bigger than a car while driving worse, getting worse fuel economy, and costing more.
Alternatively, it is also driven people so insecure by their driving they worry about surviving when they hit someone else due to their incompetence.
You buy a mommytank because you like to sit higher.
Alternatively, it is also driven people so insecure by their driving they worry about surviving when they hit someone else due to their incompetence.
You buy a mommytank because you like to sit higher.
Person 1: Did you see Karen's new mommytank?
Person 2: Which one did she get? They all look the same anyhow.
Person 2: Which one did she get? They all look the same anyhow.
by gtfapollo September 25, 2020
Get the Mommytank mug.When a person's conversation/comments/Facebook status is followed up with something about their friend's children, when it has nothing to do with the conversation. The "Mommy" just wants to steal the conversation to speak about their children. As defined on stfuparents.tumblr.com.
A classic MommyJacking
"Did I tell you where I went to dinner?"
"Oh that reminds me, little Johnny did the cutest thing at Red Robin last night!! He ran screaming around with a balloon for an hour!"
"Did I tell you where I went to dinner?"
"Oh that reminds me, little Johnny did the cutest thing at Red Robin last night!! He ran screaming around with a balloon for an hour!"
by Sloan3 January 13, 2010
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A mother commenting or replying to a post where she diminishes someone else's achievements and elevates her motherhood as more important or difficult.
Person: "JK Rowling is amazing!"
Mommy: "Being a single mom is probably a lot harder than writing a book, and I think JK Rowling would agree."
Person2: "No mommyjacking."
Mommy: "Being a single mom is probably a lot harder than writing a book, and I think JK Rowling would agree."
Person2: "No mommyjacking."
by Sleeb February 17, 2017
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“Sorry, I couldn’t find a decent spot to park because the Mommy Tank Mafia screwed up the whole lot.”
by LilyDeflower January 19, 2020
Get the Mommy Tank Mafia mug.a portmanteau combining the words 'mommy' slang for 'mother,' and 'poontang,'(sometimes pronouced 'poodytang') which is slang for 'vagina.' Generally used in the context of MILFs, or making a 'your mom' joke.
Dad: MMM, MMM. That was some sweet, mommytang last night.
Son: For fuck's sakes, Dad, I hope you're talking about mom, not grandma. You know what, either way, what the fuck, dad?
Son: For fuck's sakes, Dad, I hope you're talking about mom, not grandma. You know what, either way, what the fuck, dad?
by Dark. December 9, 2008
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by Froggyyy July 27, 2021
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