Mommytank 

Alternative name for any crossover style SUV, typically driven by mommies (and daddies) for "practicality" despite being no bigger than a car while driving worse, getting worse fuel economy, and costing more.

Alternatively, it is also driven people so insecure by their driving they worry about surviving when they hit someone else due to their incompetence.

You buy a mommytank because you like to sit higher.

Person 1: Did you see Karen's new mommytank?

Person 2: Which one did she get? They all look the same anyhow.

Mommytank by gtfapollo September 25, 2020

MommyJacking 

When a person's conversation/comments/Facebook status is followed up with something about their friend's children, when it has nothing to do with the conversation. The "Mommy" just wants to steal the conversation to speak about their children. As defined on stfuparents.tumblr.com.

A classic MommyJacking
"Did I tell you where I went to dinner?"
"Oh that reminds me, little Johnny did the cutest thing at Red Robin last night!! He ran screaming around with a balloon for an hour!"

MommyJacking by Sloan3 January 13, 2010

Mommyjacking 

A mother commenting or replying to a post where she diminishes someone else's achievements and elevates her motherhood as more important or difficult.

Person: "JK Rowling is amazing!"
Mommy: "Being a single mom is probably a lot harder than writing a book, and I think JK Rowling would agree."
Person2: "No mommyjacking."

Mommyjacking by Sleeb February 17, 2017

Mommy Tank Mafia 

Mommy Tank Mafia is a group of crossover SUVs all poorly parked outside Trader Joe’s, Starbucks, Target, Panera and other basic bitch restaurants and stores. They are usually parked over the lines and crooked.

“Sorry, I couldn’t find a decent spot to park because the Mommy Tank Mafia screwed up the whole lot.”

Mommy Tank Mafia by LilyDeflower January 19, 2020

mommytang

a portmanteau combining the words 'mommy' slang for 'mother,' and 'poontang,'(sometimes pronouced 'poodytang') which is slang for 'vagina.' Generally used in the context of MILFs, or making a 'your mom' joke.

Dad: MMM, MMM. That was some sweet, mommytang last night.

Son: For fuck's sakes, Dad, I hope you're talking about mom, not grandma. You know what, either way, what the fuck, dad?

mommytang by Dark. December 9, 2008

mommatalkrry 

AMAZING, THE MOMENT.

mommatalkrry is god.

mommatalkrry by tpwktrue October 3, 2021

mommytanjiro 

A TikToker that likes to eat ass for fun in her free time.

" Hey have you heard of mommytanjiro the TikToker? I heard he likes eating ass. "

mommytanjiro by Froggyyy July 27, 2021