a portmanteau combining the words 'mommy' slang for 'mother,' and 'poontang,'(sometimes pronouced 'poodytang') which is slang for 'vagina.' Generally used in the context of MILFs, or making a 'your mom' joke.
Dad: MMM, MMM. That was some sweet, mommytang last night.
Son: For fuck's sakes, Dad, I hope you're talking about mom, not grandma. You know what, either way, what the fuck, dad?
it is a man that cares for you and nurtures you the way an ideal mother would. this man is a common want for ppl with mother issues that wont to be taken care of
"have you noticed all the women like jack?"
" yea bro its bcs he's what ppl like to call a mommy man"
Alternative name for any crossover style SUV, typically driven by mommies (and daddies) for "practicality" despite being no bigger than a car while driving worse, getting worse fuel economy, and costing more.
Alternatively, it is also driven people so insecure by their driving they worry about surviving when they hit someone else due to their incompetence.
You buy a mommytank because you like to sit higher.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.