Someone who resides along the Chesapeake Bay. You will typically find these folks on boats, fishing, drinking Natural Light, putting Old Bay on everything, Maryland flag tattoos next to their tribal arm band ones. They commonly drive Mopar cars (Dodge, Chrysler, Jeep etc) you’ll be able to identify them based on their accent very quickly as they use terminology like RAD-ee-aye-ter and “Wooder” instead of Water. Also referred to as WaterBillies the term is too broad and doesn’t quite describe and represent this version of Chesapeake Bay residents to its full potential.
I saw a BayBilly today come into Drug City. He complained about having to pay child support for his 3 kids but he sure did have enough to buy his $60 in scratch offs, 30 pack of Natty Light and his carton of Maverick Red 100s! He doesn’t let anyone ruin his Saturday night.
Mommy Tank Mafia is a group of crossover SUVs all poorly parked outside Trader Joe’s, Starbucks, Target, Panera and other basic bitch restaurants and stores. They are usually parked over the lines and crooked.
“Sorry, I couldn’t find a decent spot to park because the Mommy Tank Mafia screwed up the whole lot.”
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A term for above average large breasts. Band sizes larger than 36 and Cup sizes well past F (DDD). Usually cannot buy bras from traditional stores and must custom order or have imported. Cup sizes can range from G to O usually.
You see I’m a 40L, I have a very uncommon bra size. I can’t just send my Mack Truck Mamories out to every guy who smiles at me...
They’re real and they’re spectacular.
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These are socks that are also pants. These are skin-tight accessories that cover one's legs, waist, and feet. Essentially, pants with socks attached to them at the bottom. They will save you time, money, and in many cases adding flair to your outfit. They come in many colors, textures, and levels of coverage from very sheer to very thick textile materials. It's a very versatile staple in a person's wardrobe.
"I don't need socks or pants, because I am wearing both." , "Have you seen my sock pants?" , "I love your new sock pants!", "Those sock pants are super cute!"