Mommy Tank Mafia is a group of crossover SUVs all poorly parked outside Trader Joe’s, Starbucks, Target, Panera and other basic bitch restaurants and stores. They are usually parked over the lines and crooked.
“Sorry, I couldn’t find a decent spot to park because the Mommy Tank Mafia screwed up the whole lot.”
by LilyDeflower January 19, 2020