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Alternative name for any crossover style SUV, typically driven by mommies (and daddies) for "practicality" despite being no bigger than a car while driving worse, getting worse fuel economy, and costing more.
Alternatively, it is also driven people so insecure by their driving they worry about surviving when they hit someone else due to their incompetence.
You buy a mommytank because you like to sit higher.
Alternatively, it is also driven people so insecure by their driving they worry about surviving when they hit someone else due to their incompetence.
You buy a mommytank because you like to sit higher.
Person 1: Did you see Karen's new mommytank?
Person 2: Which one did she get? They all look the same anyhow.
Person 2: Which one did she get? They all look the same anyhow.
by gtfapollo September 25, 2020
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