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1) When you want to scare someone.
2) Said instead of a curse.
3) When you want to make a joke without any significance, and make it funny.
1) you: MOKLA!
they: OH, YOU MADE US CRAP OUR PANTIES!

2) MOKLAA! I spent 10 000$ last night!

3) Look at the boat with the greengrocery as crew..... *none is laughing*.... MoklaaaAAAAA!
Mokla by MOCKLA November 8, 2010
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Rotten Molars 

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash
Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!
Rotten Molars by will bitten October 2, 2016
Related Words
Mokla MOKLAW Mola Molar moka mokay mokka mokai moka man Molack

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes
After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving
molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015
Molka is the name of somebody really unique and very rare. We do not find Molkas at each corner of the sreets, it is like Pokemon GO, when you find a Pokemon you've been searching for ever, you've liked this metaphor, huh ? So, if you ever find a Molka, do not waste your time, ask her for a selfie, you should be very pleased and lucky if you ever have the chance to find a Molka. The whole point here is not only here to glorify the name Molka, it is also to remind you, you reader that is lost on the Internet searching random definitions on Urban Dictionary, to remember you that every person on the Earth is unique and we should treat every person as so.
-XO.
I love her because she is very Molka, unique in her kind.
molka by Cristalline February 22, 2017
Mokgadi is a name from the Pedi culture meaning "the guider". A person who always guide people into the right direction, a person who is always willing to show people their rights and wrongs without expecting anything in return. Mokgadi is also a very caring person who is good hearted and ever smiling.
Mokgadi (the guider) of all nations please lead us to the right direction.

Mokgadi (the guider) I have problems in my marriage please help me.
mokgadi by khajo June 25, 2016

molar concentration 

Something you learn in chemistry which my cousin calls hell
I would rather eat Popeyes biscuit than learn molar concentration
A beautiful and kind person who gets mad pretty fast if you don’t know her. She is also funny as shit.
Do you know Molka? She is so funny!
molka by Girlnextdoor101 January 21, 2018
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