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Assumes they can do no wrong and are always right.
Don't act like a moklaw
MOKLAW by Pan Horned God January 2, 2023
Words you can keep
1) When you want to scare someone.
2) Said instead of a curse.
3) When you want to make a joke without any significance, and make it funny.
1) you: MOKLA!
they: OH, YOU MADE US CRAP OUR PANTIES!

2) MOKLAA! I spent 10 000$ last night!

3) Look at the boat with the greengrocery as crew..... *none is laughing*.... MoklaaaAAAAA!
Mokla by MOCKLA November 8, 2010
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Lazy for Mother-in-Law. Also, invokes image of Judge Dredd. Pretty much all you need.
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Polish for more cow. Also a term for a cheer mom who will put herself before the safety of her children, community, and country.
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