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Assumes they can do no wrong and are always right.

Don't act like a moklaw

MOKLAW by Pan Horned God January 2, 2023

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Mokla

1) When you want to scare someone.
2) Said instead of a curse.
3) When you want to make a joke without any significance, and make it funny.

1) you: MOKLA!
they: OH, YOU MADE US CRAP OUR PANTIES!

2) MOKLAA! I spent 10 000$ last night!

3) Look at the boat with the greengrocery as crew..... *none is laughing*.... MoklaaaAAAAA!

Mokla by MOCKLA November 8, 2010

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MOKLAW • Mokawski • Mokla • Momlaw • Moo Law • Mow Lawner

Momlaw

Lazy for Mother-in-Law. Also, invokes image of Judge Dredd. Pretty much all you need.

I walked in the door today and the Momlaw was standing in my kitchen. It suddenly occurred to me I left something really important at work.

Momlaw by crapsnak October 26, 2018

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Mokawski

Polish for more cow. Also a term for a cheer mom who will put herself before the safety of her children, community, and country.

That Alicia is such a Mokawski, she would use a megaphone to spread Covid to everyone if she could. She thinks that's her right.

Mokawski by SafetyDanceMonitor September 17, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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