Moistress

Moistress, one who shivers upon hearing the word moist. Lurned into the depths of deviation, being a moistness has responsibilities, like fetish parties, black-rooms, and schnitzels... Ja!

Hey Nic! You’re such a girl! You’re such a fucking moistress!

by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019

moistress

Old, ragged out, shit box of a boat that no amount of horsepower will ever make it fast. Usually has a wet transom and stringers and TRS drives. Typically owned by bald, overweight middle aged men.

Timmy is out crushing waves in his Moistress again today.

by bigbloc540 May 09, 2017

Moistress

moistress (noun) — A cat born through the rare biological occurrence of being delivered by a human male.

That’s Litten — he’s a moistress. Dad’s still got the pregnancy nipples.

by Iwkie August 09, 2025