mistressbate 

Female masturbation. A fringe psycho-feminist term because it eliminates the male-dominant "master" bating.

"Olivia, although she was happily married, often engaged in mistressbation while her husband was away on long business trips."

mistressbate by KHD January 27, 2004

MistressMage 

A n00b.
Synonymous with "One-Hitter-Quitter"
Hits and runs because they know they'll die.

ZomgawdIR1337: OMG!!1212 HE JUST DID A MISTRESSMAGE!
D00dWif1337Gear: YOU MEANZ0RZ HE HIT AND RAN AWAY...THEN DIED?

MistressMage by Notaonehitterquitter February 16, 2009

mistressbating

What women do when they self pleasure themselves.

"Yeah, mistressbating means to self pleasure yourself, if you are a woman!"

mistressbating by LouisaM July 17, 2017