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Moistified

When one makes a female orgasm multiple times. Happens when someone shows up with skills and leaves you needing a towel and a thank-you note.
He was so good in bed i was moistified
Moistified by Itsallmintymint January 12, 2026

Mortified 

Oh my god, I forwarded a sexual innuendo to all my co-workers by accident! I am so mortified.
Mortified by Maybelline October 22, 2007

moistification 

The verb to make something "moistified"
Bob T-Mart: I'm dry
Gregory: You need some moistification!

Monstafied 

The act of turning someone's reputation into that of a monster. Usually comes as a result of bad behavior.
"What Jesse James did to Sandra Bullock is horrible, but he hasn't been as monstafied by the media as Tiger Woods was."

"That man is such a pig, he deserves to be monstafied"

"When my boss docked my pay for no reason, I monstafied her to everyone I know"
Monstafied by emlois13 April 28, 2010

Mossified 

When an individual becomes overwhelmingly high of the substance marijuana
Yo Lindsay,

Lindsay- ya Alice

Alice - lets get mossified

“Yo I’m mossified”
Mossified by Alibeach April 13, 2019

mystified 

i am so mystified as to why she is with that fugly a*$ mother f*@$er
mystified by sofa king cool May 24, 2006
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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