Puzzled 

confused

I am so puzzled as to why people cant keep my damn name out their mouth.

Puzzled by bb993 November 17, 2016

Puzzled 

Slightly to moderately drunk.

Come over tonight, we're going to get puzzled on some brew.

Puzzled by Raymond Smuckles January 14, 2009

Puzzled 

The way people walk around in 2020 - walking.. starring as if nothing makes sense *almost looking constipated*

Boomer: Ron, Why do those young kids over there look like they just smoked purp skerp??
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin

Puzzled by Workatrollics November 26, 2019

Puzzled 

When you’re waiting on an Amazon return to be credited to your account so you can buy something else but by the time you add your new item to cart your wife has already spent the credit.

I’m puzzled as to why the credit is not reflecting on the checkout.
Never mind… I see what she did

Puzzled by The wulf December 3, 2021

muzzle puzzled 

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

muzzle puzzled by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

Puzzle Factory

A nickname for the insane asylum.

"Instead, he'll get 6 months in the puzzle factory and then he'll be back out on the streets." -Some Cop

Puzzle Factory by Sly Magoo October 1, 2003

Puzzlehouse

A psych ward or mental hospital

If that guy keeps picking up cigarette butts off the ground and eating them he will be put away in the puzzlehouse for sure!

Puzzlehouse by Big John68 February 24, 2013