Boomer: Ron, Why do those young kids over there look like they just smoked purp skerp??
Ron: Nawh, thatsa just how they look nowadays - puzzled is what makes sense.
Boomer: Imagine?
Ron: 'Magin

Puzzled by Workatrollics November 26, 2019

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Puzzled

When you’re waiting on an Amazon return to be credited to your account so you can buy something else but by the time you add your new item to cart your wife has already spent the credit.

I’m puzzled as to why the credit is not reflecting on the checkout.
Never mind… I see what she did

Puzzled by The wulf December 3, 2021

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muzzle puzzled

The confused and calm feeling an animal (especially a canine) has after its muzzled.

My dog was rambunctious. I muzzled him and he was simply muzzle puzzled, like it didn't know what happened and what he could have possible done wrong.

muzzle puzzled by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

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Puzzle Factory

A nickname for the insane asylum.

"Instead, he'll get 6 months in the puzzle factory and then he'll be back out on the streets." -Some Cop

Puzzle Factory by Sly Magoo October 1, 2003

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Puzzlehouse

A psych ward or mental hospital

If that guy keeps picking up cigarette butts off the ground and eating them he will be put away in the puzzlehouse for sure!

Puzzlehouse by Big John68 February 24, 2013

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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