misti-fied
being in a stupefied state of enamored elation resulting from an encounter with a fly girl named Misti. See also 'resist the Mist'.
misti-fied by 8six753oh9 April 5, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
mystified
mystified by sofa king cool May 24, 2006
Related Words
mystified
sum scrawny ass annoyin bitch ass white boy that says "K" every 10 seconds.
the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.
the most annoyin ass human that youll ever meet.
"hey im mystified! i suck dick and sacredthegoat negs!"
"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."
"Person 1: Yo bro I just won the lottery."
"Person 2: K."
"Person 1: dawg dont be such a mystified."
mystified by sacredthegoat June 20, 2022
mistyfied
A word to describe a false or , half truth statement that was made by a girl name Misty. Also an alter reality of the truth to benefit Misty. A psycho bitch's misinterpretation, or manipulation of the truth to benefit ones self named Misty. A lie told by a girl named Misty. Another word for bull shit spoken by Misty. A super slutty hore aka SSH , named Misty that spreads nothing but lies and has/will cause disruption of other peoples lives or destruction of marriages. A true statement spoken by a girl name Misty that should have never been repeated. In general , anything that comes out of a supper slutty psycho hore's mouth named Misty ,and yes that means even your cock.
"That shit sounds like it's been mistyfied."
"Misty told me that she was my friend and then turned around and slept with my man."
"Damn ,that's mistyfied!"
"My fucking ex has mistyfied everything about our relationship to everyone she has met."
"I think my dick caught something when it was mistyfied."
"Misty told me that she was my friend and then turned around and slept with my man."
"Damn ,that's mistyfied!"
"My fucking ex has mistyfied everything about our relationship to everyone she has met."
"I think my dick caught something when it was mistyfied."
mistyfied by Maid Mercy November 3, 2006
Mistified
Moistified
Moistified by the sexiest man u will evr see October 1, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"