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Minerals 

Not rocks.
"Jesus Christ Marie, they're minerals!"
Minerals by NasaWeatherfrog November 28, 2013

minerals 

"I just wanted to see if she had the minerals..."
minerals by Andy February 5, 2004

minerals 

Something you need more of.

(Or you won't be able to protect your base from a Zerg Rush.)
*frantically tries to build more Carriers*

Adivsor: You require more minerals!

Me: Fuck!

Advisor: Come on man, mine that shit!
minerals by Zenhachirou August 23, 2004

minerals 

The universal life energy. Can be gained and lost. Obtainable via burgers, beer, seawater, halibut, members of the opposite sex, members of the same sex, sunlight, pills, powders, plants, &etc.

Can be removed by illness, lack of breakfast, "the Captain", and over-work. Excessively low levels results in the condition "LOM": Lack Of Minerals. Results can be tragic.
"on The Ship, the Captain took all the minerals out of the water for the showers. I had to put a bucket over the side to get some seawater. ya gotta have minerals!"

"that boy's gettin' his minerals!"

"after eating that burger, I felt the minerals flowing through me"
minerals by Uncle Carl October 16, 2009

Minerals 

i hope you got some of our minerals today
Minerals by Mezalex12 November 7, 2012

Minerals 

You don't have the minerals for that car
Minerals by 123dip June 12, 2011