Should Have Used Monero.
What do the creators of WannaCry, Alexander Casez, Alexander Vinnik, Gal Vallerius, Bradley Anthony Stetkiw, Jian Zhang, Xiaobing Yan, and that group of Bitcoin hodlers who got kidnapped by thugs in Turkey have in common? They all SHUM.
Monero is a trustless cryptocurrency that is similar to bitcoin. Unlike bitcoin, it hides these aspects of every transaction from the public:
- who sent it
- who received it
- how much it was
This makes it ideal for anyone who wishes to transact privately.
What do the creators of WannaCry, Alexander Casez, Alexander Vinnik, Gal Vallerius, Bradley Anthony Stetkiw, Jian Zhang, Xiaobing Yan, and that group of Bitcoin hodlers who got kidnapped by thugs in Turkey have in common? They all SHUM.
Monero is a trustless cryptocurrency that is similar to bitcoin. Unlike bitcoin, it hides these aspects of every transaction from the public:
- who sent it
- who received it
- how much it was
This makes it ideal for anyone who wishes to transact privately.
Person one:
"did you hear about Joey? Apparently his doors kicked in and his face got slammed into the sidewalk because a bunch of nocoiner LEA found out he was using bitcoin to buy dried flowers on the darknet. The blockchain totally narc'd on him"
Person two:
"SHUM"
"did you hear about Joey? Apparently his doors kicked in and his face got slammed into the sidewalk because a bunch of nocoiner LEA found out he was using bitcoin to buy dried flowers on the darknet. The blockchain totally narc'd on him"
Person two:
"SHUM"
by ishumushum January 17, 2018
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To shit and cum at the same time. This usually occurs when the victim is listening to beautiful music or is overcome by intense feelings of pleasure and emotion. Another occurrence is when you're jerking off and taking a shit on the toilet at the same time.
I shummed myself at the pink floyd concert when the comfortably numb guitar solo started
I just took a nice shum in your toilet
I just took a nice shum in your toilet
by dillskin April 07, 2011
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by JennyChan March 12, 2008
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The mixture of anal excrement from a woman and ejaculate from a man, either mixed in the anus with the penis, or in a bucket with a stick. Also see JIT.
by luc October 16, 2004
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by coolrelax69 March 17, 2005
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Often occurs after unprotected anal. A mixture of shit and cum will seep from the back passgae, or, shum.
by Lassie. March 05, 2010
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Joe's mother caught on to his homosexuality the summer he was home from college and she noticed a shumstain on his briefs.
by david rauch January 06, 2006
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