MitcHo 

One who has a case of shyness and awkwardness. They cannot do anything unless they are standing by a JP. They pace back and forth and make weird noises during times of nervousness, or when girls are in their general vicinity. Tends to make others feel very awkward. Does not feel comfortable around people, so they spend their time with dogs instead. Causing occasional use of dogs for their own sexual pleasure. They cannot talk to girls, and do not feel comfortable when girls even get near them. Their face turns red over even the smallest things.

My friend is being such a MitcHo right now! He won't even talk to anyone but his Dogs!

MitcHo by Doug Thumper February 20, 2009

the mitcho scoop 

the act of licking a girl from butthole to vagina in one go

ah man , did you see that guy give that prostitute the mitcho scoop , hes definitely getting aids!

the mitcho scoop by clazatron December 24, 2012

Mitch Buchannon 

A man who convinces a woman to enter a seemingly (but not) dangerous body of water for the sole purpose of rescuing her and becoming a hero.

Man: I dare you to walk out into the river.

Woman: It’s too cold! And fast!
Man: Nah, you’ll be fine.

Woman: Are you just trying to Mitch Buchannon me??!

(Two friends talking)

Friend #1: How was the lake?
Friend #2: Great, then shit got real. Had to pull my woman out of the water.

Friend #1: Dude, did you Mitch Buchannon her?!
Friend #2: Fuck yeah I did.

Mitch Buchannon by NotTheHoff August 6, 2018

Mitcham 

Mitcham is a - perhaps unexpectedly - rather picturesque small town located within Greater London. It's got some genuinely pretty period architecture - for example see photos below of the town's churches and "White House" (no not that one). The area has perhaps been a tad looked down on in the past (often by people who have never been there). But it's smartening up, and its innate visual appeal - especially in its older parts - makes it a perfectly pleasant, green little area to live in or visit. And local borough council plans for town centre improvements will provide a further spur towards it realising its full potential before long.

Question one: What sort of people would Mitcham appeal to?
-- Those who appreciate pretty buildings and plenty of green open spaces (such as Mitcham Common and Mitcham Fair Green).

Question two:Where is it precisely?
-- It's a mile or two further out of central London than Wimbledon, just within the Surrey side of the London/Surrey border. But officially it IS in London, as it's in a London borough (Merton). It is exactly eight miles from Charing Cross (the official central point of London).

Mitcham by .l April 17, 2014

Mitchel Cave 

A hot hunk of a dude who has the most beautiful brown eyes and wild brown braids. His accent gives everyone life. He often is associated with drugs, but only “recreationally”. He can be a total jerk, teasing an album and not releasing lyrics.

Jordan: “Mitchel Cave is my bf”
Christian: “No he’s mine”
Both: * look at each other in shock *

Mitchel Cave by Imhearingvoices April 19, 2019

Moscow Mitch 

Moscow Mitch (noun)
A bizarre animal-human hybrid between a snapping turtle and a compromised Kentucky Republican senator, Mitch McConnell (R-Moskva) who enabled the Russia’s theft of the 2016 election for <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>, accepted millions of dollars from a Russian Billionaires, and blocked FBI efforts to protect 2020 US elections from further election hacking.

In his long, sordid career, McConnell has not only violated his oath of office by refusing to hold confirmation hearings for Judge Merrick Garland, he also has enriched himself and his Chinese shipping magnate wife, Elaine Chao, who somehow was installed as <i>Dirty Donny Drumpf</i>’s Sec of Transportation, and has blocked laws that would make it difficult for the Russian FSB to corrupt the 2020 elections and install the illegitimate Preznit sic a second time.

See also: <i>Cocaine Mitch</i> for information about his wife’s container ships and cocaine busts.

I hope Jill Stein gets to sit at Moscow Mitch’s table when he goes to Russia to pick up his award from Vladimir Putin.

Moscow Mitch by Helmut Meinschaftgefülenberger July 26, 2019

mitchtok

the side of tik tok that supports and loves mitch rowland, hair styles guitarist

“you have tiktok? i never knew!”
“ya it’s probably because i’m on a special elite side of tiktok: mitchtok.”

mitchtok by mitchesbiscuits July 15, 2020