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Mitcham is a - perhaps unexpectedly - rather picturesque small town located within Greater London. It's got some genuinely pretty period architecture - for example see photos below of the town's churches and "White House" (no not that one). The area has perhaps been a tad looked down on in the past (often by people who have never been there). But it's smartening up, and its innate visual appeal - especially in its older parts - makes it a perfectly pleasant, green little area to live in or visit. And local borough council plans for town centre improvements will provide a further spur towards it realising its full potential before long.
Question one: What sort of people would Mitcham appeal to?
-- Those who appreciate pretty buildings and plenty of green open spaces (such as Mitcham Common and Mitcham Fair Green).

Question two:Where is it precisely?
-- It's a mile or two further out of central London than Wimbledon, just within the Surrey side of the London/Surrey border. But officially it IS in London, as it's in a London borough (Merton). It is exactly eight miles from Charing Cross (the official central point of London).
Mitcham by .l April 17, 2014
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A guy who cares about others and is great when it comes to chicks. Very funny and is always fooling around with others. Everyone loves being around him.
Dude, that mitcham guy is so funny!
Mitcham by Jakaksskkskskxskaksk March 19, 2017

Mitcham Girls High School 

Mitcham Girls is one of two public, single sex schools in South Australia. It is not a zoned school and therefore attracts students from all suburbs across Adelaide and near country towns. Many girls travel considerable distances to come to a school which makes empty promises of providing them exciting opportunities in an environment that is calm, friendly, caring and academically challenging. But in actuality, it is a dirty cesspool that will do anything and everything in its power to screw a student over academically, destroy their sense of self and kill off any lingering chances they had of gaining their High School certificate SACE.
mitcham kid: "Dude! My SACE pattern is all fucked up and now I have to repeat Year 11!"
ex-mitcham kid:"That's Mitcham Girls High School for you."

Mitcham Girls High School 

A public all-girls high school in Adelaide, South Australia. It is impossible to emerge from that school without being completely fucked over in some way. In particular having your subject patterns messed up resulting in having to repeat a grade or having to move schools.
Girl 1: "Dude! My SACE pattern is all fucked up and now I have to repeat Year 11!"
Ex-Mitcham Girl: "Thats totally fucked but you got to Mitcham Girls High School, what did you expect?"

Kid: "What school do you go to?"
Anne: "Mitcham Girls High School"
Kid: "Fucking sucks to be you!"

Lower Mitcham  

Lower Mitcham is a suburb of Adelaide, in the local government area of Mitcham. To the North it is bounded by Grange Rd, to the East by Belair Rd, to the South by Murray St and to the West by a line running from Murray St along View St and continuing North to Grange Rd.

There is only one institution in the suburb, the former Mitcham Primary School, which is now a Community Centre. There may be one surviving shop, on Murray St, there is a Guild Hall on Wattle St, and there is the Mitcham Railway Station. There is a small sports (tennis) centre on Mitcham Ave. All other buildings in the suburb are residences. Many of the homes were built in the 1920s in a style known locally as "California Bungalows".
Hey man whats the best area in the city of Mitcham ?

Lower Mitcham man its In between the graffiti filled ally ways of Colonel Light Gardens and the mitcham shopping center so you get the best of all the suburbs and its close to the train station.

mitchapalooza 

The party of the century. A party where the beer flows, mitch gets ho's, and a wiff of bolognese hits the nose. Mitchapalooza is basically heaven on earth.
After Mitchapalooza, I can die a happy man.
mitchapalooza by mitch's pimp January 12, 2008
the most amazing guy a girl can have. sweet. hansome. hott. perfect in everyway.
"Oh my gosh! My boyfriend is such Mitchem!!"
Mitchem by you.know.who. ;) May 7, 2010
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