Mitchocrite

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A person who is trying to master the art of being a hypocrite and hopes to reach the same level as Mitch McConnell

Ted Cruz voted against the recent COVID Stimulus Bill showing that he is getting close to being a mitchocrite.

Mitchocrite by Nipple master March 19, 2021

Words you can keep

bitchocrite

a girl that is the biggest bitch on the face of the entire universe, yet she still calls other people bitches. she snarls at people when she sees them, and people talk about her behind her back. the bitchocrite also feels like she owns everyone in the world, and her "friends" are her subjects, like she is the queen of the world.

that girl is such a bitchocrite, she just treats everyone like her doormat.

bitchocrite by coolkid812 May 4, 2006

Related Words

Mitchocrite • bitchocrite

bitchocrite

A bitch that bitches about other bitches bitching.

She always bithces about everyone elses bitching, but she's the biggest bitch of them all...what a bitchocrite!

bitchocrite by SarahJean November 22, 2006

Bitchocrite

These girls are bitches and hypocrites. Everybody knows who they are. They are super Christian, sometimes a pastor’s daughter, and tell every girl that they should be modest and pure. They almost always get pregnant before graduating or right after. They always advertise the Bible and tell queer, POC, and/or ND people to kill themselves. Popular. Preppy. Bitch

Ex:
Person 1: “Have you seen Lydia? She got pregnant!”
Person 2: “Ugh! What a bitchocrite! She always advertised Christianity to us, but now she is pregnant herself!”

Bitchocrite by Nopleasedontdothisyoudontunder November 20, 2022

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026