Misture 

A title used when talking to a man who holds a particular official position, approved by the legend called Gabriel.

"Hello Misture, Gabriel is here, sorry I'm late Misture." - When entering an online conference.

Misture by Big Man GreatSneezes May 11, 2021

Misture 

A title used when talking to man who holds a particular official position, approved by the legend called Gabriel.

"Hello Misture, Gabriel is here, sorry I'm late Misture." - When entering an online conference.

Misture by Big Man GreatSneezes May 11, 2021

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark 

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.

Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark by Starchylde June 8, 2016

Shotgun Mixture

A mixture of many drugs, one of which, you hope proves effective.

"What's in the bowl?"
"I don't know, dude, it's a shotgun mixture."

Shotgun Mixture by SumaDemDer January 11, 2013

five finger mistress 

Simply the hand you use to masturbate.

If your girlfriend doesn't do it for you your five finger mistress will.

five finger mistress by VitoVane November 12, 2017

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

Heat-seeking moisture missile by bookfraud April 1, 2015

Sinistrous Mistress 

A sexy, left-handed woman. Also known as a sinister sister.

She's left-handed and a little bit sinister. She's a sinistrous mistress.

Sinistrous Mistress by yo-yo-ma-ma March 22, 2011