Misturd 

A suffix, derived from Mister, abbreviated Mr. & usually used for any person who is a piece of shit.

Misturd Roger, you need to get the fuck out of this building premises before I decide to shoot you

Misturd by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 5, 2021

Misturd 

1.) Noun - The missing log of fecal matter sworn to be residing within the anal cavity when going to the bathroom. Long periods of pushing and grunting seems to have no effect on the release of a misturd, and such actions seem to have some health problems such as ulcers, heart failure, and eventually death. A common synonym that can be used is a misfire.

Guy #1: Hey man, you were in there a long time, what happened?

Guy #2: Oh, i had a misturd.

Guy #1: That sucks man. I hate those.

Guy #2: Me too. Me too.

Misturd by Haans McFinklestein April 28, 2010

Masturdebate

1. (verb): the process of masturbating before making an executive decision in regards to one's love life. This noteworthy event takes place in hopes to think in a clear state-of-mind about a situation--before putting one's self-respect at high-risk; clearing the mind; avoiding "grenades"; avoiding desperate times for desperate measures.

Friend #1: Hey buddy, what are you up to?

Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.

Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.

Friend #2: Yeah you're probably right.
(a few minutes later)

Friend #2: Oh man! I can't believe I was actually going to go over there. What the fuck was I thinking?! Good call. Let's go get a beer or something.

Masturdebate by Cbunt801 December 16, 2011

Masturdating

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating

Masturdating by Mikeparsh September 25, 2010

Masturdebatis 

When you can’t keep your eyes away from half the girls on your debate team during the tournament but see them after the weekend and feel no attraction to them whatsoever

I’ve got some real masturdebatis after that tournament man, she used to seem so hot!

Masturdebatis by Cars 3 was garbage March 12, 2019

Masturdate 

To take oneself out when one has no date

I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.

Masturdate by MicklePickle January 4, 2015

Misture 

A title used when talking to a man who holds a particular official position, approved by the legend called Gabriel.

"Hello Misture, Gabriel is here, sorry I'm late Misture." - When entering an online conference.

Misture by Big Man GreatSneezes May 11, 2021