1.) Noun - The missing log of fecal matter sworn to be residing within the anal cavity when going to the bathroom. Long periods of pushing and grunting seems to have no effect on the release of a misturd, and such actions seem to have some health problems such as ulcers, heart failure, and eventually death. A common synonym that can be used is a misfire.
1. (verb): the process of masturbating before making an executive decision in regards to one's love life. This noteworthy event takes place in hopes to think in a clear state-of-mind about a situation--before putting one's self-respect at high-risk; clearing the mind; avoiding "grenades"; avoiding desperate times for desperate measures.
Friend #1: Hey buddy, what are you up to?
Friend #2: Just texting the girl I met from the party last week. She wants me to go over to her place tonight, and have a few drinks with her.
Friend #1: Dude you know she is a train wreck. You had your beer goggles on, or are you really just that desperate? You might want to go masturdebate on it for awhile, before you do something you might regret.
When you can’t keep your eyes away from half the girls on your debate team during the tournament but see them after the weekend and feel no attraction to them whatsoever