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misteress 

a man who has an ongoing affair with another person outside of a relationship in return for financial support from this person, a male mistress
"his girlfriend suspected he was a misteress to another woman when she surprised him at work to thank him for her new bling only to find out he had been fired months previously."

"he found out that his mistress was actually a misteress in a very unpleasant fashion"
misteress by burkielicious July 20, 2008

Misteress 

Male misteress
Person 1: dang JJ who was that dude in your bed last night?

JJ: that was my misteress, Hanru.
Misteress by sliu1234 July 7, 2017

Misteress 

His wife had a misteress.
Misteress by Solid Mantis June 20, 2019

Misteress 

He is the misteress of Sarah.
Misteress by fuffytwinkle February 1, 2023
“I heard Beth has a misteress”
Misteress by dr genius July 9, 2026

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark 

That's the name of the comedy/horror movie that she's in. She's Very Sexy & wears an Extremely revealing long black dress & is Gorgeous! She's a great actress & icon.
Some of her friends think she looks like Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!
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