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When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.

Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

misterectomy by paradigmtourist May 28, 2006

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Misterectomy

When a male has surgery that involves removing anything from the groin area.

The doctor told Dave today that a tube had developed between his colon and his bladder. Dave was shocked to hear that he needed a Misterectomy!

Misterectomy by The Baron Tube September 29, 2011

Related Words

misterectomy • mysterectomy • sisterectomy • fisterectomy • misdirectomy

misterectomy

Getting someone else to break up with your man for you

"Hey Todd, can you tell Brandon that I no longer want to see him?"

"So, you want to perform a misterectomy?"

"With as little pain as possible, thank you."

misterectomy by bensgirly August 22, 2011

sisterectomy

The act of removing a sister from your life, either physically or metaphorically. First used in the Simpsons episode "My Sister, My Sitter".

Simpson? Look, we've already been down there tonight for a sisterectomy, a case of severe butt rot, and a leprechaun fight. How dumb do you think we are?

sisterectomy by ubersmith May 17, 2016

misdirectomy

Accidentally sticking it in the butt instead of the vagina

Jon was on top of Kelsie when she said OUCH! Jon quickly appologized saying "sorry for the misdirectomy"

misdirectomy by JonRulZ October 26, 2010

mysterectomy

Taking all the suspense out of a movie by revealing spoilers to someone who hasn't seen it.

"What are you watching?"
"The Village, I haven't seen it yet."
"Cool... you know it's set in the present, right?"
"Oh, goddammit! Thanks for the mysterectomy!"

mysterectomy by Ben Frey April 28, 2006

Word of the Day on May 1, 2006

fisterectomy

Removal of part or all of the uterus through an uppercut forceful enough to render the patient permanently barren.

Chelsea wouldn't shut up, so I had to perform an emergency fisterectomy.

fisterectomy by infinityfarmer October 4, 2013

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026