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Travel Missus 

When you're backpacking through a foreign country and meet a girl who you fall in lust with. These relationships can last days, sometimes even weeks. People often mistake this for you being a serious relationship from all the selfies she is posting on creepbook. In actual fact, you're just banging her until you move onto the next country and find a new travel missus.
"Did you hear Cormac is getting serious with Holly?"
"No way man, that was just his travel missus in Central America. He is living in Banff now and told me he was space docking with a girl on the weekend."
Travel Missus by Travelboi October 2, 2014
You better get back home to the missus.I think she is worried about you.
Missus by Toa Pohatu April 5, 2017

giz a hoon on your missus 

when you pass a couple and the girl is rather attractive and you would like to take her home
driving through town:

there was this hottie with her boyfriend and i had to wind down the window and yell giz a hoon on your missus!
Your Missus can be either your Girl-friend/Wife
usually girl-friend belonging to a teenaged or a guy in his early 20's
Rongo: "I seen you gettin' jiggy wit your missus!"
Jack: "Fuck, leave my missus outta this, au."
missus by Kiwi-Babe September 15, 2005

Dave’s missus 

The sort of women who would sleep with another man, and gaslight their boyfriend into thinking they didn’t
She is such a Daves missus
australian, n.z., n; wife. the handbrake. ( see )
I took the missus down the pub last night.
missus by herbie August 25, 2004