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You are the gold standard. Every morning you piss excellence. A smart, intelligent, strong willed individual; that sets them self apart from others not on your level. Kind and gentle, but don't get angry.

You define success, and you're full of charisma, charm, and seduction. Most people look up to you. You're like royalty. You're going to make the perfect spouse for someone. Best of all, you stay grounded. You're a different type of person.
You are so Misone.

You're such a Misone.
Misone by Tamar.j.jeffries December 20, 2016
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misomemeist 

"He's a misomemeist"
misomemeist by zman4593 May 26, 2016
Related Words
Misone • masoned • misne • masonesque • mionee • Mionefy • Mironeanu • misner • mison • misono
To misunderstand the tone of another when communicating through electronic devices, i.e., text messages, emails, phone conversations, Facebook and other social media communications.
I'm sorry. I think you mistoned me; that is not what I meant. That's one thing I don't like about texting--it can lead to misunderstandings because it is difficult to "hear" the tone someone is speaking in. I really didn't mean it to sound THAT way! I was just teasing!!!
mistone by MeMa T. January 10, 2015

Bobby Misner 

Rich, small dick, tries to play the cool billionaire son who is like the rest of the world, but he is just a douche
Dude, you're not rich quit being a Bobby Misner, you're just being a douche!
Bobby Misner by Bobby Misner January 26, 2019
The Ultimate in obvious Cool.. if your not a Misener, you are not as cool as you could be.. Don't be a second rate person when you can be a Misener.
Holy crap dude! That Misener is the ultimate in ultimate everything.. nothing that possibly be more wicked awesome!
Misener by the_Sean January 12, 2009
A Mione (nickname for Hermione) is often used to refer to a woman who is witty and genuine. A Mione may seem socially awkward or unfriendly to the outside eye, but in reality she is extremely loyal, passionate, and full of beauty. She's also quite an optimist, which is perhaps why she can find hope on the gloomiest of days.
"Dang, look at that smile. She must be a Mione."
Mione by PineconeChild4133 November 13, 2017

misopedia 

His misopedia caused him to kill a child.
misopedia by kid hater December 11, 2006
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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