masoned

Getting so drunk that you can barely talk, don't remember any of the nights activities, and do random weird shit like crack eggs into toasters and put shoes into blenders when you get home from drinking.

I went to the roxy last night, and got so masoned, I can't believe I made it back home afterwards

by Maxxscam September 25, 2011

Masoned

The act of not pulling out and not wearing a condem while having every std known to existance while your grandpa is raping you

Dude i masoned her last night

by Your loving uncle March 27, 2019

masoned

The act of being groped or sexually harrassed.

That guys hands were all over her. She was totally just masoned.

by weroiujdvnd November 28, 2007

masoned

past tense verb, Derived from former University of Minnesota head football coach Glen Mason, to choke or screw up something that should be easy in dramatic fashion.

Dude i studied six hours for my basic math test, but i totally masoned it.

by scottyb38 May 6, 2008

Masoned

Getting enticed to put in large amounts of money while gambling by a third party.

Fuck, I just lost $400 after my friend convinced me to put it all on black. He Masoned me!

by TheRealGyatter May 8, 2025

George Masoned

When a much more superior men's college basketball team loses to an underdog team, and causes much embarrassment and tears for the losing team. George Mason being the most notable example when they made it to the final four in 2006.

Friend 1: Did you catch that basketball game last night?

Friend 2: Yeah I'm surprised that the upset occurred.

Friend 1: Yeah they totally got George Masoned.

by Pantherguy03 April 4, 2011

post-maloned

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan

"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."

by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017