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The act of not pulling out and not wearing a condem while having every std known to existance while your grandpa is raping you
Dude i masoned her last night
Masoned by Your loving uncle March 27, 2019
The act of being groped or sexually harrassed.
That guys hands were all over her. She was totally just masoned.
masoned by weroiujdvnd November 28, 2007
past tense verb, Derived from former University of Minnesota head football coach Glen Mason, to choke or screw up something that should be easy in dramatic fashion.
Dude i studied six hours for my basic math test, but i totally masoned it.
masoned by scottyb38 May 6, 2008
Getting enticed to put in large amounts of money while gambling by a third party.
Fuck, I just lost $400 after my friend convinced me to put it all on black. He Masoned me!
Masoned by TheRealGyatter May 8, 2025

George Masoned

When a much more superior men's college basketball team loses to an underdog team, and causes much embarrassment and tears for the losing team. George Mason being the most notable example when they made it to the final four in 2006.
Friend 1: Did you catch that basketball game last night?

Friend 2: Yeah I'm surprised that the upset occurred.

Friend 1: Yeah they totally got George Masoned.
George Masoned by Pantherguy03 April 4, 2011

post-maloned 

To have a lil' fun and get a lil' crazy, "heyyy"

May or may not include: wearing grills, sporting two frizzy french braids, smoking the ganja, or being a Texan
"Dude, what are you doing tonight?"
"I'm getting post-maloned with my homies at my place before heading out to a bar."
post-maloned by postmalonehottie101 December 7, 2017
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026
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