mistone 

To misunderstand the tone of another when communicating through electronic devices, i.e., text messages, emails, phone conversations, Facebook and other social media communications.

I'm sorry. I think you mistoned me; that is not what I meant. That's one thing I don't like about texting--it can lead to misunderstandings because it is difficult to "hear" the tone someone is speaking in. I really didn't mean it to sound THAT way! I was just teasing!!!

mistone by MeMa T. January 10, 2015

Miltoned 

To have rights, privileges, and/or other amenities revoked over a period of time with apparent intent of making the Miltonee want to leave. Derived from the Milton character in the movie Office Space, who constantly had his cubicle moved and office supplies removed against his protestations.

Since last year, my boss has taken away lunch breaks, given my job to an intern, and made me share my cubicle with Smelly Mel from Marketing - I'm totally getting Miltoned!

Miltoned by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

McStoner 

A very suave gentlemen. Someone you could picture owning and running a casino or a car dealership. A McStoner is someone who is very smooth with all of the ladies and top dog among his friends. Women break up with their boyfriends for not being a McStoner. Everyone would want to strive to be more like a McStoner.

Oh my gosh, look at McStoner surrounded by all of those women over there!

Why can't you just be more like McStoner?!

McStoner by chelseagirl8 April 13, 2011

mcstoner 

a damn fine sandwich made from a mcdonalds double cheeseburger and a hot n' spicy mcchicken

to make it you must buy your double cheeseburger and your hot 'n spicy mcchicken

take it all apart bun and meat

take your first bun and put one single burger from the under it then another bun then you take your mcchicken patty and then put a bun under it and finish with your last burger and last bun

these come together in an orgy of amazing flavor for $2

go try one!!!

this mcstoner burger is amazing lets get high to make it taste even better!!!

mcstoner by jacktherogue April 21, 2009

McStoned 

Getting super stoned than going to mcdons and getting some food.

"dude this McGangbanger is so good because i'm "McStoned"

McStoned by Mickle the McStoner January 17, 2012

Mastone

The god of mastonism, and the true god of the universe. He doesn't care whether you have the gay or not, as long as you hump homo sapiens sapiens, you are pure in his eyes. Yet furries he cannot tolerate, for the furry doesn't focus on the human anymore, he focuses on the animal.

Do you praise MASTONE? No? You must be furry!

Mastone by SexxxMachine69 January 12, 2019

misboner 

The boner that happens during church.

I got a misboner in church, it was epic, mom saw.

misboner by stretchmastertickle April 9, 2010