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misopedia 

Basically to hate kids and tweens as well, and, in my opinion, a good thing as well, as kids and tweens these days are basically all the same damned thing. Either immature, dirty, swearing bastards, or sadistic, cold-hearted morbid little shits. Especially the scum-of-the earth 12 year olds out there.
Most people will say that there are some good kids and tweens out there. I don't believe a word of it. It can even lead you to hate your own kids.
Of course I have misopedia, you moron. Kids and pre-teens are scum of the earth these days.
misopedia by Misopedist for life December 27, 2007

Misledia 

Powerful self serving news organizations that claim to be main stream, fair and ballanced or giving us the full story that intentialy mislead the American people.
The Misledia should be taken very seriously because they hold the power to promote, demote or appoint almost anyone to almost anything and the American people will gladly accept it.
Misledia by The New Donnie B February 11, 2010

misopedist

Someone who hates and/or despites all children.
This misopedist killed 23 kids!
misopedist by kid hater December 11, 2006

Mimipedia 

The place where all the fridges meet up to see the raccoons lay eggs.
Fuck my Dad, Mimipedia, that's a big bitch
Mimipedia by Omgay July 18, 2020

Missedianity 

Religion whose members boisterously proclaim their following of Jesus but whom, in reality, completely miss the mark due to their hatred of immigrants, sexual orientation, gender, race, political opinion, telling the truth about history, body autonomy, and much more.
I could tell by his racial slurs that were intermingled with his religious memes on social media that he was a believer in Missedianity.
Missedianity by RTOTOJ May 18, 2022

mesopenia 

step 1: get some mesopenia

step 2: smoke mesopenia
i smoked mesopenia
mesopenia by mesopenia August 19, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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