Misconfuct

/ˌmɪsˈkɑ nfʌkt/
noun
the way in which something is arranged or set out in a fucked up manner
"the way of living life was done incorrectly"

verb
(especially in computing) arrange or put into a format incorrectly'
"how not to format a document"

Poor Mary, She really managed to misconfuct her life.

by Badm0n October 6, 2023

sexual misconduct

n. A sweeping phrase used to describe any range of behavior involving sex, intimacy, or genitalia that is alleged to be inappropriate by the accuser or the speaker. The behavior may be illegal such as extortion, assault and battery, or indecent exposure, but more often it is a legally ambiguous situation where two consenting adults were involved in the situation until one participant, usually the woman, seeks to contest the context, unspoken assumptions, or power dynamics in the circumstance. The disclosing party usually wishes to publicly expose or air moral qualms with the situation. Whether or not the conduct is truly wrong depends on ones personal views on matters involving gender roles, sex, marriage, jocular conduct, and workplace norms. The phrase is closely associated with the #MeToo movement whose proponents call for shifting the balance of power between genders in the workplace and opponents accuse the movement of being joyless manhaters.

I thought I had a decent role as an actress but then I needed to meet with the producer at his hotel. When he walked into the room wearing only a robe I bolted and then lost my job. That’s sexual misconduct!

I was like on this first date with a dude and he didn’t ask if I wanted white or red wine. When we got to his house he tried to hook up right away win any conversation. After a night of raunchy oral sex I really regretted it. That’s sexual misconduct!

Wow. The anchor of a morning TV show called *me*, a 21 year old intern, to his office and exposed his Johnson then walked away. He hasn’t fired me or even acknowledged my existence before or since. That guy is a strange dude and I’d say that was sexual misconduct.

by Jon Snow Lives January 17, 2018

Covid Misconduct Disorder

A newly identified psychological disorder characterized by not complying with governmental health directives for public behavior during the COVID-19 Pandemic.

Fuck the state for telling me what to do and fuck yes, I most certainly do have a serious case of Covid Misconduct Disorder!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2020

MISCONFUSION

When a confused person runs into a misunderstanding.

I took that phone message, maybe, but I'm not sure what they wanted. I'm sorry, my bad...misconfusion.

by Brettleby January 4, 2012

misconfused

a state of being misguided and confused both at the same time.

John was misconfused about the new payscale at work.

by blacklung April 13, 2009

misconfuckulation

something that makes no sense what so ever; a freak of nature; something so horribly wrong, that cannot be described in any other way; beyond fucked up; a complete misconfuckulation :

ex. #1
Dude! That's one hell of a misconfuckulation!

ex. #2
Dude! That's so misconfuckulated!

by Oddo February 21, 2009

Misconfusication

A popular misconception accepted by a group of misinformed people; usually based on something real, and supported by claims that seem to lend it credibility by association but, which is itself false. A problem created by assumption rather than fact checking. Perpetuated by passing that false information to others.

Hey, that FB article you told me about reading, the one about scientists from MIT creating a pig that could fly, that was misconfusication yo! You left out the part about them strapping it to a rocket!

by Click1978 April 11, 2015