Mileaged 

roasting someone so hard they squirt like a goose.

"Steve go sit on that table, you bellend"
"oh shit, he just got mileaged"

Mileaged by Mazinsfan123 April 1, 2019

banana mileage coefficient

coefficient representing the ratio of the number of times the word "banana" is spoken to distance traveled in a day, expressed in miles.
Proposed for physics and mathematics by Sean "Day9" Plott.

"There are many utterly useless coefficients in physics, like the "Banana Mileage Coefficient", which is useful for absolutely nothing, except wild rabbit trails.

banana mileage coefficient by Breowleh February 4, 2013

mileage 

The term to describe wear and tear on women who have either had alot of sex, or the amount of kids she gave birth to.

Devin was dating Katie. However, due to the mileage that she had on her with 6 kids, and a well known hoodrat she was, he decided to break it off with her completely.

mileage by Big Kev November 7, 2005

dick mileage 

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

dick mileage by flyingdog January 29, 2008

cock mileage 

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.

Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.

cock mileage by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010

mileage whore 

Female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. Obsessively charges every possible item on her airline-affiliated credit cards. She selects hotels & rental car companies based on how many promotions or bonus miles they will contribute to her accounts.

She's got her Elite status cards and sits in First Class drinking Champagne with the suits because she's a serious mileage whore.

mileage whore by KPinOH September 14, 2006

low mileage 

A female who hasnt slept with many men.

low mileage by Jeff Gawrys October 9, 2003