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(Origin: Midget+Joint)

1. n - A joint rolled with small-sized rolling paper

2. n - A King-size joint rolled with considerably less than the standard amount of marijuana recommended for that size of paper. (approx. 1g)
Person 1: Hey! What the fuck is that?

Person2: It's a joint.

Person 1: It's a midjoint.

Person 2: A what?

etc...
Midjoint by FadieZ October 8, 2007
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Midpoint Fuckboi 

When a fuckboi has not reached his full potential and is in the process of achieving his true fuckboiary . (Same applies for fuckgirls)
1st person:Rigan is kind of a fuckboi.
2nd person:yeah he is a midpoint Fuckboi
Related Words

mudjoint 

a dirty, wet, almost unsmokable marijuana cigarette
after we were finished sliding around in the mud at the concert, we realized the dirt, rain and boobsweat had made a mudjoint of the reefer we snuck into the show in my girl's bra. then we dried it with a Bic and smoked it anyway.
mudjoint by A.C. Jesus August 13, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026