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1. Something that just makes you sit back and say "daammn" or "dayum".
My first experience in an all-nude strip club was one hell of a mindjob.
mindjob by Jason December 8, 2003
Words you can keep
The act of blowing someone's mind
Alix- "...yeah, it blew my mind"
Joe- "Oh man, you totally just got a mindjob"
mindjob by Joe Montouro January 16, 2008
Something deliberately done to confuse an onlooker. Also See Mindfuck.
He's messing with my head, I know it. Every conversation with him is just one big Mindjob.
Mindjob by Just_i August 29, 2005
When school fucks you up with to many homework.
She has to many mindjobs from school-shit...
Mindjob by Thicko-mode March 25, 2019
A rather fantabulous exercise that consists in getting in your mind everything that real life won't grant you.
I'm giving myself and awsomical mindjob involving Clive Owen helping me to fix a flat tyre in the rain.
mindjob by Pittz November 17, 2006
When someone makes you orgasm with just your minds.
Cypher: “Damn Neo, that was a real mindjob.”
Neo: “No problem Cypher.”
Mindjob by Oddwheeeee January 19, 2023

mind job 

When one's mind is blown.
Instead of, "That blows my mind," You say, "You just gave me a mind job."

Also known as an MJ
Someone tells a wild story, you say: "You just gave me the best mind job. Nice work."
mind job by mindblower March 2, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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