mindjob

1. Something that just makes you sit back and say "daammn" or "dayum".

My first experience in an all-nude strip club was one hell of a mindjob.

by Jason December 8, 2003

mindjob

The act of blowing someone's mind

Alix- "...yeah, it blew my mind"
Joe- "Oh man, you totally just got a mindjob"

by Joe Montouro January 16, 2008

Mindjob

Something deliberately done to confuse an onlooker. Also See Mindfuck.

He's messing with my head, I know it. Every conversation with him is just one big Mindjob.

by Just_i August 29, 2005

Mindjob

When school fucks you up with to many homework.

She has to many mindjobs from school-shit...

by Thicko-mode March 25, 2019

mindjob

A rather fantabulous exercise that consists in getting in your mind everything that real life won't grant you.

I'm giving myself and awsomical mindjob involving Clive Owen helping me to fix a flat tyre in the rain.

by Pittz November 17, 2006

Mindjob

When someone makes you orgasm with just your minds.

Cypher: “Damn Neo, that was a real mindjob.”
Neo: “No problem Cypher.”

by Oddwheeeee January 19, 2023

mind job

When one's mind is blown.
Instead of, "That blows my mind," You say, "You just gave me a mind job."

Also known as an MJ

Someone tells a wild story, you say: "You just gave me the best mind job. Nice work."

by mindblower March 2, 2008