Microgenius

A person who thinks they're a genius, but actually a regular 100 IQ

John: Yo Bro, look at this! I created a whole new sauce!

Jake: Oh? What kind?

John: Mayonnaise and Ketchup.

Jake: Dude. that's just habanero sauce, you fucking microgenius

Microgenius by Joshua-1223-5 March 30, 2026

Micropenis

Every man’s worst fear

My worst fear is waking up one day with a 2 inch micropenis

Micropenis by Mr small potato December 17, 2017

Micropenis

A medically proven disease in which a man's penis is still less than 6 cm in erection even in adulthood.

My penis is under 6cm in erect im 18 years old i have a micropenis.

Micropenis by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019

Micropenis

an actual deficiancy in which a man has an abnormally small penis. Also called microphallus.

Coach: Aight boys, hit the showers.
Billy: ...Do we have to?
Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?
Billy: ...
Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!

Micropenis by t1na November 14, 2005

Micropenis

A medical condition where a males penis is exceedingly small, normally under two inches while erect. Multiple men who have micropenis' are extremely self conscious about it as it is something that many people will make fun of and use as an insult.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.

Kiersten : Hurry up, get it out already. You only have paid for 25 minutes
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*

Micropenis by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020

micropenis

the word is in reference to the penis size of over 90% of Humvee owners.

his micropenis was the reason he bought his Humvee.

micropenis by reverendmo June 22, 2010

MicroPenis

A Micropenis is a medical term that describes an unusually small penis in a male, usually 4cm. This condition is incredibly rare. This term is only used when the other parts of the male genitalia, like the scrotum and testes are well developed and normal sized.

About 0.6% of all penis's of all men fall into this category

Joe brown Has a Micropenis. It is 1.5cm in length. He is not a happy camper in the locker room.

MicroPenis by --Jordan-- January 3, 2007