Micropenisia

A strange discease caused when you haven't hit puberty for a while. Usually means you have a small penis and not one person wants it. Also means that your friends aren't really your friends and are always talking s##t behind your tiny chode...
Example: You have Micropenisia!

"You have Micropenisia you reject! "
"No I don't it's a condition ok!"

by Manhunt2Magoo YT May 24, 2018

Micropenisia

The condition of having a micropenis

Upon seeing Bob naked, Abel was shocked to learn he suffered from micropenisia.

by anonymous March 19, 2022

Micropenisia

The condition of having a micropenis.

Upon seeing Bob naked, Abel was shocked to learn he suffered from micropenisia.

by RickGirljuice March 19, 2022

Micropenis

Every man’s worst fear

My worst fear is waking up one day with a 2 inch micropenis

by Mr small potato December 17, 2017

Micropenis

A medically proven disease in which a man's penis is still less than 6 cm in erection even in adulthood.

My penis is under 6cm in erect im 18 years old i have a micropenis.

by Sensei Fu September 11, 2019

Micropenis

an actual deficiancy in which a man has an abnormally small penis. Also called microphallus.

Coach: Aight boys, hit the showers.
Billy: ...Do we have to?
Coach: Of course you do. What are you so ashamed of?
Billy: ...
Coach: HAHA! GUYS CHECK THIS OUT! BILLY'S GOT A MICROPENIS! IT'S LIKE AN INCH AND A HALF LONG! NO JOKE!!!

by t1na November 14, 2005

Micropenis

A medical condition where a males penis is exceedingly small, normally under two inches while erect. Multiple men who have micropenis' are extremely self conscious about it as it is something that many people will make fun of and use as an insult.
It is likely that women who want to have sex with them will be instantly turned off and no longer attracted if they see that the man has a micropenis.

Kiersten : Hurry up, get it out already. You only have paid for 25 minutes
Jim : It's right there now do it
Kiersten : Do what ? There's nothing there ! Jim has a micropenis, Jim has a micropenis ! *laughs her head off *
Jim : *sighs, puts shotgun in his mouth* *BANG*

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch July 23, 2020