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the word is in reference to the penis size of over 90% of Humvee owners.
his micropenis was the reason he bought his Humvee.
by reverendmo June 20, 2010

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gay babies. usually dark brown with creamy white highlights. delivered out of the anal canal (the gay birth canal), commonly dropped into a porcelain bowl filled with water. much like the heterosexual water birth.
last night, after my significant other came in my gay ass, i just knew i would shit out one or more gay babies. what straight people consider turds.
by reverendmo May 29, 2010

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