Micropenisism
A very sad disease that morons get, their PP shrinks to the point where their already 1-inch PP is microscopic
Micropenisism by PP Forest God November 8, 2020
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Micropenisism
A very sad disease that morons get, their PP shrinks to the point where their already 1-inch PP is microscopic
Micropenisism by PP Forest God November 8, 2020
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Micropenisia
A strange discease caused when you haven't hit puberty for a while. Usually means you have a small penis and not one person wants it. Also means that your friends aren't really your friends and are always talking s##t behind your tiny chode...
Example: You have Micropenisia!
Example: You have Micropenisia!
Micropenisia by Manhunt2Magoo YT May 24, 2018
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