Joshua-1223-5's definitions

Microgenius

A person who thinks they're a genius, but actually a regular 100 IQ

John: Yo Bro, look at this! I created a whole new sauce!

Jake: Oh? What kind?

John: Mayonnaise and Ketchup.

Jake: Dude. that's just habanero sauce, you fucking microgenius

by Joshua-1223-5 March 30, 2026

Idiotcy

A mental illness diagnosed by stupidity and/or a psychiatric therapist.

Doctor: I'm afraid you have a serious form of Idiotcy.

Patient: How bad is it, doc?

Doctor: Tell me 6+3

Patient: 67

Doctor: I quit.

by Joshua-1223-5 March 8, 2026

Contradictive Manipulation

Using a contradictory statement in an argument in order to change one's view, despite how contradicting it may be

Guy 1: Yo jack, i finally persuaded someone after so long!
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: I used Contradictive Manipulation but it wasn't easy
Guy 2: Yeah that doesn't always work. but this time it did?
Guy 1: Yup.

by Joshua-1223-5 May 12, 2025

Panic Press

A tough situation in that makes you rage and/or panic press a button that can mess you up

Guy 1: Hey man, what happened?

Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.

Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.

Guy 2: Yeah, it does.

by Joshua-1223-5 January 3, 2025

Water On The Hill

The exact opposite of "Fire in the hole" from the hit game: "Geometry Balls"

WATER ON THE HILL

by Joshua-1223-5 March 27, 2024

Mr Whale

A fucking chad whale on gamejolt

! Whois mr whale

by Joshua-1223-5 August 31, 2023