Metawitch 

/ˌmedəˈwiCH/

Noun

1. Person who makes the metaphysical tangible
2. Classification of a person or people who practice witchcraft involving the belief that everything in the universe is energy and manipulating that energy can bring about desired results. These people don’t believe in a God(dess) as some other witchcraft based religions.

3. Term used by the Coven of the Wild Wood to describe their unique views on their relationship to the universe and its energies.

4. Bad Ass

Being a metawitch allowed me to manifest what I need in my life.

Metawitch by Coven of the Wild Wood May 28, 2018

megabitch 

Same as bitch but is the epitome of the word. A contestible female who is self absorbed, materialistic, and often conniving.

Person 1: I won't even deal with (lisa), she'll screw you in a second, and won't think twice.
Person 2: Sounds pretty bad.
Person 1: Oh, yeah. She's the megabitch.

megabitch by 3Dradio May 24, 2006

Megabitchron 

This word is used to describe a girl who takes being a bitch to a whole new level. Although the regular word to describe this kind of girl is "megabitch," this particular girl is the leader of a group of bitches (who can be referred to as bitchcepticons.) The word is derived from the words "megatron" (the leader of the the decepticons in transformers), and "megabitch."

Guy: "Oh that girl is such a bitch, and it's only because she has a big ass!"

Girl: "I know! She's a megabitchron! I hate her and her bitchcepticons!"

Megabitchron by Thegodwatcher October 9, 2010

Metabitching 

Bitching about other people bitching.

Did you hear how Mike wrote that article about how stupid people are that are complaining about how bad TV is? That was one great metabitching article.

Metabitching by Mike Flynn September 22, 2004

McTwitches

A term coined by Murgan Spurlock in his documentary Super Size Me, this refers to the nervousness and anxiety that occurs after eating lots of McDonalds. This is usually caused by consuming lots of Coke or sugary soda from McDonald's - which is filled with High Fructose Corn Syrup. One starts twitching involuntarily, and often one feels like running around while flailing one's arms wildly and jumping constantly, all while yelling "I'm lovin' it - dadadadadaaa I'm lovin' it!"

Mark: "Dude, after drinking this 24 ounce Coke from McDonald's yesterday, I started feeling really nervous and crazy. And then after eating that sundae, it was all over."

John: "Shit - that must be like 100 grams of sugar right there."

Mark: "Yeah man - I started getting the McTwitches and started to fidget a lot, then I started shaking and I just couldn't control myself. So I started doing Michael Jackson's moonwalk, except it apparently looked pretty disturbing. Then she walked away and never called. Shit."

John: "Yeah dude - it's just like that song - "That's about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when you're 23, and you still act like you're in freshman year. What the hell is wrong with me I never wanna act my age, what's my age again, what's my age again..."

Mark: "Ha - lol, it's kind of sad though huh... but LOL."

John: "Look on the bright side though, at least now you know the effects of lots of Mickey D's grub.

Mark: "Word, maybe I'll try to eat fresh and go to Subway instead... well, on second though, naaah I'd rather Have It My Way and go to BK."

John: "LOL.... yeah dude, but avoid that mayo."

McTwitches by Adel7 September 8, 2007

Megabitch 

A bitch so bitchy that can shift any room from happy to mad within seconds.

They can derail your whole day and make you sad/mad for the rest of the week due to one small interaction.

“Gosh Dan, my sister seeks to ruin my day every chance she gets.”

“Sounds like she’s a megabitch, far beyond the encapsulated vessel by which normal bitches reside, and instead has transcended into the bitch Aether.”

“...What?”

Megabitch by Görm Rat-el June 21, 2020

megabitch 

A female of super-sized, intolerable, and uncalled for bitchiness with an extra side of "Oh no she didn't..."

Talking amongst the chattering crowd...

Girl 1: I totally understand it now Krystyna, thanks!
Girl 2: No problem babe. Happy I cleared that up for y-
Megabitch: (Snaps to Girls) -Uh HELLO?! Excuse me? Do you have a question? Well do you? Oh well, shut your face because nobody cares.
Girl 1: Whoa! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning with a stick up their ass!
Girl 2: Yeah, that cunt is a total megabitch.

megabitch by LongWay2Go February 17, 2009